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Post Your Jokes Here =)
by MATRICIDE Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:50 pm
Why are girls like rocks?
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- Because the flat ones get skipped
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by CORPSE PARTY Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:06 pm
What's making love to a sexy woman and eating a KFC got in common?
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- You start licking at a lovely looking bird with nice breast, sexy thighs and long sexy legs. After all that biting ,sucking, nibbling finger licking juicy stuff, you still get to throw your bone in a greasy box.
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by Theorieee Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:24 pm
Why do girls join the Navy?
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- Because they like seamen.
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by Luving Jan Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:36 pm
MATRICIDE wrote:Why are girls like rocks?
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good one lmao
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by Kool Boi Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:43 pm
i got one! 
It ain't real though so this didn't happen!
My mom though LOL means lots of love so she texted me
your dad broke his arm LOL!
It ain't real though so this didn't happen!
My mom though LOL means lots of love so she texted me
your dad broke his arm LOL!
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Re: Post Your Jokes Here =)
by Guest Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:50 pm
Kool Boi wrote:i got one!
It ain't real though so this didn't happen!
My mom though LOL means lots of love so she texted me
your dad broke his arm LOL!
LMAO!
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Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."
The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."
The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"
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