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Post by MATRICIDE on Sun Aug 19, 2012 1:50 pm

Why are girls like rocks?

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Because the flat ones get skipped Razz

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Post by CORPSE PARTY on Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:06 pm

What's making love to a sexy woman and eating a KFC got in common?

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You start licking at a lovely looking bird with nice breast, sexy thighs and long sexy legs. After all that biting ,sucking, nibbling finger licking juicy stuff, you still get to throw your bone in a greasy box.

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Post by Scairry on Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:20 pm

-Groans- Nnnnggggh. Good one. lol. Rolling Eyes


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Post by Theorieee on Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:24 pm

Why do girls join the Navy?

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Because they like seamen.
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Post by Luving Jan on Tue Aug 21, 2012 7:36 pm

MATRICIDE wrote:Why are girls like rocks?

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Because the flat ones get skipped Razz

good one lmao
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Post by Notorious Joker on Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:27 am

Funny stuff people!

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Post by Kool Boi on Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:43 pm

i got one! Wink
It ain't real though so this didn't happen!
My mom though LOL means lots of love so she texted me
your dad broke his arm LOL! Razz

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Post by Guest on Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:50 pm

Kool Boi wrote:i got one! Wink
It ain't real though so this didn't happen!
My mom though LOL means lots of love so she texted me
your dad broke his arm LOL! Razz

LMAO!

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The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some blood."

The waitress turns to the third vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, "I vould like some plasma."

The waitress looks up and says, "Let me see if I have this order correct. You want two bloods and a blood light?"

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Post by Kool Boi on Thu Aug 23, 2012 10:58 pm

Lol nice one Jordie!

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