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Re: Ask A Question, Get An Answer

Post by Notorious Joker on Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:22 am

Yes, but you will get burned in the process, unless the cigarette is not lit. Razz

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Post by . Charm on Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:28 am

Rofl...Your wrong Jack. You cant burn a hole through a dollar bill if its laid against your arm. It will however burn you. But burning a hole through a dollar bill,is impossible, laid against your arm. Don't try to tell us we are wrong. We've tried it. And got burned. Rolling Eyes

Depends on how much he was trying to chuck.

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Post by Notorious Joker on Sat Oct 27, 2012 6:41 am

There goes your lack of common sense... The reason it didn't work is because you will get burned before the hole appears. You removed the cigarette when you got burned and didn't leave it on long enough. Duh... You would need a high tolerance for pain to make that theory a fact in your own eyes. Paper? Impossible to burn? Really?

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Post by . Charm on Sat Oct 27, 2012 7:37 am

Wrong. The moister from your skin wont allow a hole to burn through. It will turn brown,but it wont burn. It WONT. Strongest man on earth cant do it.

1 egg a day.

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Re: Ask A Question, Get An Answer

Post by Notorious Joker on Sat Oct 27, 2012 7:45 am

You seem confident, causing me to have doubt now. Now I'm curious, but I don't want to try it on myself. Quick, give me your arm...

I would pay very little with my five finger discount. Razz

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Post by . Charm on Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:02 am

I wouldnt buy the video game if I knew it was bad.

But yeah,the dollar thing wont work.My uncle has a hole in his arm.He was dared to do it..The darer told him he would give him the hundred dollar bill , if he could burn a hole in it.My uncle took the dare.He didnt get the money,he got the scar.


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Re: Ask A Question, Get An Answer

Post by -Stormy on Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:04 am

Notorious Joker wrote:You seem confident, causing me to have doubt now. Now I'm curious, but I don't want to try it on myself. Quick, give me your arm...

I would pay very little with my five finger discount. Razz

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I'd pay .25 cents
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Re: Ask A Question, Get An Answer

Post by Notorious Joker on Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:20 am

Oops she did it again....

And your question is?

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Re: Ask A Question, Get An Answer

Post by . Charm on Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:24 am

How would you approach a police officer that was sleeping on the job?
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Re: Ask A Question, Get An Answer

Post by Notorious Joker on Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:27 am

Smack him with his own gun, handcuff him to the steering wheel, nail his foot to the gas pedal, and place the car in drive.

How would you react to a cop car driving frantically towards you at 100 mph with the driver handcuffed to the steering wheel and his foot nailed to the gas pedal?

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Re: Ask A Question, Get An Answer

Post by . Charm on Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:37 am

My reaction would be... A.Scream, B.Swerve, C.Say, "Thanks alot Jack, you may have just killed me."

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Re: Ask A Question, Get An Answer

Post by Notorious Joker on Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:43 am

Ram my car into theirs and make them believe it was their fault. Sue them for neck and back injuries, oh and horrible disfigurement to my face resulting in permanent scars. I would have my lawyer ask for a trillion dollars for pain and suffering.

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Re: Ask A Question, Get An Answer

Post by -Stormy on Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:46 am

I would say, "Go ahead! I have nothing to lose!"

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Re: Ask A Question, Get An Answer

Post by Notorious Joker on Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:51 am

Sit on the person preventing me from going on.

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Re: Ask A Question, Get An Answer

Post by -Stormy on Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:53 am

I'd pull my rachet set from my purse and start tightning them back on!!!! Very Happy

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Re: Ask A Question, Get An Answer

Post by Notorious Joker on Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:55 am

I would laugh as I watched it on the news from Miami. Hahahehehoo

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Post by -Stormy on Sat Oct 27, 2012 8:58 am

I would turn, smile, and holler "Its raining men!"

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Post by Notorious Joker on Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:04 am

I would make a mud slide pie.

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Post by . Charm on Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:07 am

I would say," Why couldn't you have stayed dead? "

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Post by Notorious Joker on Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:11 am

I would be grateful! My clones can do all the crime and I can relax.

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Post by . Charm on Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:15 am

Replaced by what? o_O By another me? I would come back and Stab my replacer in the face.

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Re: Ask A Question, Get An Answer

Post by Notorious Joker on Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:20 am

I would agree with you!

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

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Post by . Charm on Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:23 am

The egg.

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Re: Ask A Question, Get An Answer

Post by -Stormy on Sat Oct 27, 2012 9:43 pm

I would keep my distance!! Wear my eyes on my shoulders. O_O

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Post by . Charm on Sat Oct 27, 2012 10:18 pm

I would simply be like, :O

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